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  <title>one more hit</title>
  <subtitle> ease the pain</subtitle>
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    <name>drugged up beauty queen</name>
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  <updated>2003-11-23T20:23:36Z</updated>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-11-07T15:23:00</title>
    <published>2003-11-07T20:25:12Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-07T20:25:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Oh yeah. I'm also cleaning out my friends list..People will get removed for the following reasons 1. I dont know you 2. I dont know you and you never comment 3. I dont really give a shit what you have to say. Anyway..To keep from sounding like a complete asshole if you get removed and you still want to be on simply comment and I'll add you back.</content>
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    <title>Sorry! My journal is now...</title>
    <published>2003-10-02T01:23:58Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-23T20:23:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/friendsonly.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comment to be added OR add me and I'll add ya back :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; ((this entry always shows up on top)) &lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:48218</id>
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    <title>Let me tell you about Jerry Maguire...</title>
    <published>2003-09-28T01:33:08Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-02T01:30:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>you...cant make me! *runs away*</lj:music>
    <content type="html">You are with the king of the living room! and I am...drunk.&lt;br /&gt;*looks into goldfish bowl*&lt;br /&gt;we meet again</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:47962</id>
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    <title>Hear me RoAr</title>
    <published>2003-09-27T03:41:48Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-27T03:41:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>nothin..cuz I suck</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Mm. I'm sick.&lt;br /&gt;My throat hurts lyke a bitch n I cant breathe :-/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got my mail from Ross today though! Thanks Ross!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, I'm gunna go back to bed but first...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"&gt;&lt;table align="center" width="400" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black" align="center"&gt;&lt;p style="color:red;font-family=&amp;#39;times new roman&amp;#39;;font-size:16px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Is Your Battle Cry?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align="center"&gt;&lt;p style="margin:10px;font-family:&amp;#39;times new roman&amp;#39;;font-size:16px;color:#000;"&gt;&lt;font face="old english text mt,old english text" size="+3"&gt;L&lt;/font&gt;o! Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is &lt;b&gt;Pretend_crack&lt;/b&gt;, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin:11px;font-family:&amp;#39;times new roman&amp;#39;;font-size:18px;color:#000;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;"I'm going to punch you into your own personal hell, and launch you into deep space!"&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="#aaaaaa"&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:&amp;#39;times new roman&amp;#39;;font-size:14px;color:#000;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Find out!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enter username: &lt;input type="text" name="usrname" value="pretend_crack"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you &lt;input type="radio" name="sex" value="f" checked="checked"&gt;a girl, or &lt;input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"&gt;a guy ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Submit"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black" align="center"&gt;&lt;p style="color:red;font-family:&amp;#39;times new roman&amp;#39;;font-size:12px;margin:0px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;created by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"&gt;&lt;font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;beatings&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/b&gt;:&lt;b&gt; powered by &lt;a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;monkeys&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;;-)&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-23T21:45:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-24T01:49:44Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-24T01:52:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just got back from hanging out with my sister and now I'm bored so I decided to take some quizes...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=Sari&amp;amp;meme=1060343392" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Who Will You Marry? by Sari&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Name&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Name" value="Jessica" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Date&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;December 2, 2016&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td 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You like&lt;br&gt;hitting things with bats. Weirdo. Why don't you&lt;br&gt;go back where you're from?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/teengirlsquad/quizzes/Which%20Member%20of%20Teen%20Girl%20Squad%20are%20you%3F/"&gt;Which Member of Teen Girl Squad are you?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Q/QueenKeen/1055550913_resSimpleC.jpg" border="0" alt="SimpleSexy"&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Simple Sexy"Christina&lt;br /&gt;You know that you don't have to be nasty to get&lt;br&gt;attention.Just be your simple,sexy self!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/QueenKeen/quizzes/Which%20Christina%20Aguilera%20are%20you%3F(With%20Pictures!)/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which Christina Aguilera are you?(With Pictures!)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weelll..&lt;br /&gt;Nothing really happened today.&lt;br /&gt;Typical school&lt;br /&gt;ROCK ON!</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-21T01:50:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-21T06:04:05Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-21T20:28:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Scanning shit is so much fun! hah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/costacruise.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My family on a cruise! It was toga night..I'm the first one on the left..but you SHOULD already know that by now :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/costacruise01.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me laying out on the cruise!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/Jessstore.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe that was in 9th grade..I look really small..WTF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/Xmas200201.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me and my grandma on xmas last year. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/Xmas2002.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me, My sister, and my cousin on xmas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/Xmas200202.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doom..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/MeNRuffus.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me and Ruffus!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/LittleJess.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me when I was little.. lololol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;K that's all...&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-20T23:38:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-21T03:41:32Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-21T06:10:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">To everybody that wished me a happy birthday..Thank you! &lt;br /&gt;(I didn't feel like making different replies for all of them so I'll do the lazy thing)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a scanner though. It kicks ass! I'm about to go on a scanning adventure &lt;br /&gt;*mission impossible music plays*</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-20T15:13:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-20T19:19:52Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:07:10Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Juelz Santana- Santana's Town (Dipset)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It's my birthday! heh &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We finally got our power back on too! It wasn't supposed to come back on until late sunday/early monday but the workers were like "We gotta get it back on today for Jessica's birthday" so everybody  that got your power back on today: bow down and worship me..syke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway,I got a check in the mail for 50 dollas from my grandma. W00t! Nothing like birthday cash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I have to babysit tonight :-/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace!</content>
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    <title>Hurricane!</title>
    <published>2003-09-18T19:46:45Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-18T19:48:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>a cd mix I made yesterday. WooT</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Damn. It looks like hell outside. Hurricane Isabelle is on her way and it's going to hit really hard tonight..It's like hailing and shit.It's the crazyest thing I have ever seen in my life. Seriously, It looks like all hell has broken loose. I'm scared mommy *hides in a corner* &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a lot of homework tonight :-/ Maybe we wont have school tomorrow..I can only hope!</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-18T00:01:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-18T04:09:29Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-21T09:07:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>50 cent-if I cant</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I still can't sleep..It's been a couple days now but who's actually counting? I finally got ahold of Aprell and I talked to her for like 2 hours..I'm going to call her more frequently from now on.We talked about what shes going to do once she has the baby and her ultrasound (she's having a boy!) and what she's going to name him. She is thinking about the name Logan. It's going to be a lot of work raising a kid but I think she can do it.Plus, she has her family and friends to support her too. I also talked to Sam and KT and they got me presents for my birthday at the mall today and they are going to send them to me. That makes me severely happy! I love you guys! Well, I should probably go take my shower then try to sleep :-/  I really hope I can..I definately don't want to be all dead at school tomorrow.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:45214</id>
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    <title>speechless</title>
    <published>2003-09-17T22:27:11Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T02:22:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>iconz-get fucked up</lj:music>
    <content type="html">AH! Drama everywhere! No matter where you hide it will always find you. It's the price you pay for having human interactions..But with that all said I'd rather deal with all the drama then have nobody at all.I'm scared to death I'll never find true love but I have my friends and that's more than I could ever ask for. I regret a lot of things but most of all I regret everytime I put myself before anybody else. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sometimes I wonder how I make it through the day</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:44594</id>
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    <title>pictures!</title>
    <published>2003-09-17T00:29:06Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-29T22:49:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Juelz Santana- Santana's Town (Dipset)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Yeah, Just thought I'd post some pics...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/labret01.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/indie/pretendcrack/bandw2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah. I took those in the morning when I didnt have time to do my hair or anything..Disregard that though. How do you like my labret? heh&lt;br /&gt;Also, My birthdays in 4 days! I'm getting old!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:44080</id>
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    <title>sorry cow</title>
    <published>2003-09-15T02:16:29Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-15T02:16:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.sorrycow.com/lj.php"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;img src="http://www.sorrycow.com/sorrycow-award.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go apologize to the cows.Now!. Thank you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway..I told  Ashleigh today that I never want to talk to her again. She Lied to me over a bunch of stuff and basically changes her views on things every 5 seconds just to fit in..AND LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING..If I didn't already mention that..Here are our conversations from earlier..Basically she's extremely ignorant. you'll probably understand after reading these..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:32:15 PM): can you hear me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:34:43 PM): you lied to me&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:34:48 PM): bout what&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:34:54 PM): um&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:35:03 PM): you called me and said never to talk to jim or dave again because they hate me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:35:06 PM): and they never said that&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:35:19 PM): not from what people told me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:35:25 PM): um whatever&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:35:32 PM): who told you that&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:35:42 PM): this kid dan fenillie&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:35:52 PM): i'v know my whole life&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:36:16 PM): riight&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:36:35 PM): i belive him i'v know for my whole life&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:36:49 PM): maybe about you but not me&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:37:13 PM): yournot allowed to talk to them&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:37:21 PM): why am I not allowed to talk to them?&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:37:33 PM): because i said so and there my people&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:37:52 PM): They hate you ashleigh&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:37:58 PM): how the hell are they your people &lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:38:04 PM): not talking to them&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:38:14 PM): my dad does'nt want u talking to them&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:38:22 PM): and am gone have my dad talk to your mom&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:38:31 PM): stop being immature and ignorant&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:38:44 PM): grow up&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:38:45 PM): no there trouble u gone arrested&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:38:52 PM): stop making up lies&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:39:07 PM): am not lieing u fucking cunt&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:39:19 PM): so now you're calling me a cunt?&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:39:24 PM): no u trust me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:39:28 PM): well, since I'm a cunt you don't need me as a friend&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:39:30 PM): grow up&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:39:36 PM): i want u as a friend&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:39:42 PM): trust me there trouble&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:39:43 PM): YOU JUST FUCKING CALLED ME A CUNT&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:39:47 PM): am sorry&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:40:07 PM): you're just saying that. They aren't trouble.&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:40:13 PM): trust me jesse i am not trying to have u get in trouble&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:40:20 PM): no u don't know them i like know them&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:40:28 PM): there trouble&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:40:32 PM): whatever&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:40:37 PM): trust me &lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:40:48 PM): No you lie to everybody&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:40:58 PM): Stop trying to talk to me i dont want to hear it&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:40:59 PM): trust me u can ask my dad&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:41:08 PM): your dad knows what you know&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:41:18 PM): no he seen josh get arrested&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:41:37 PM): everybody makes mistakes&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:41:46 PM): no stay away&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:41:53 PM): like I said grow up and stop trying to talk to me because I dont give a fuck what you have to say anymore&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:41:56 PM): you lie about everything&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:42:05 PM): bye ashleigh&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:42:39 PM): your a bitch&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:42:48 PM): I wasnt the one that lied to you&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:43:15 PM): your gone get arressted am am gone tell u told u so&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:43:39 PM): BYE ASHLEIGH&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:43:49 PM): your gone take there side over me &lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:43:55 PM): your a good friend&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:44:02 PM): YOU WERE THE ONE THAT FUCKING LIED TO ME&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:44:11 PM): no i told u what someone told me&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:44:18 PM): i did lie&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:44:22 PM): did'nt*&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:45:05 PM): fine i not getting u smokes anymore&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:45:16 PM): alright &lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:45:17 PM): bye&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 (4:45:22 PM): i want to be your friend&lt;br /&gt;FLYERSfan5285 signed off at 4:47:53 PM. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then she got on another sn..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:49:44 PM): your being such a rude person&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:49:54 PM): how am I being rude?&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:50:10 PM): I told you exactly how I felt that's not rude it's the truth&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:50:12 PM): you need to grow up&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:50:20 PM): i know i need some help&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:50:40 PM): I was there for you until you lied to me then now your telling me I cant talk to jim or dave..wtf is up with that&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:50:53 PM): becaus ethey don't like me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:51:00 PM): so that means I can't talk to them?&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:51:14 PM): i don't want u to get in trouble&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:53:01 PM): right..they don't do anything bad so how the fuck could I get introuble with them..&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:53:03 PM): my said there trouble&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:53:06 PM): dad*&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:53:11 PM): whatever&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:53:26 PM): my dad gone talk to your mom i think&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:53:44 PM): i dont want to talk to you anymore&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:53:52 PM): you are so unbelievably immature..what grade are we in? Kindergarden? &lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:53:57 PM): am gone get him  to&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:54:20 PM): no am not the druggie no&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:55:06 PM): wtf i didn't even mention drugs&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:55:27 PM): am not immature am the one whos in college&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:55:36 PM): that doesn't mean you're mature&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:55:41 PM): am really am&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:55:46 PM): you act like your fucking 9&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:56:03 PM): i can really be seriouse at times&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (4:56:17 PM): am being really seriouse right now&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:56:17 PM): i dont want to talk to you right now&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:56:29 PM): you are just pissing me off by talking to me&lt;br /&gt;LithiuMBarbEd011 (4:56:29 PM): bye&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 (5:04:58 PM): o what i talked to my real friends&lt;br /&gt;afipunk5285420 signed off at 5:07:21 PM. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;blahblahblahblahblah. Ashleigh, grow the fuck up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel like crap. My mom gave me her cold..again. Time to go to sleep. Night  &amp;lt;3</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-09-04T00:05:00</title>
    <published>2003-09-04T04:15:48Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-21T09:04:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>...........argh</lj:music>
    <content type="html">well, school has been alright. It's going to be a better year than last year hopefully..and hopefully I'll also meet more people. I've mostly just been hanging out with L the last couple days. Hes so much fun to hangout with..I dunno..he still likes me but I think for now at least Id rather just be his friend..I don't want to ruin that..especially since he's my neighbor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also need to get my digital camera fixed..L picked it up today and was like let me take a picture of you then it wouldnt turn on so I dunno..I'm gunna take it to the shop sometime this week or next. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, I need to go finish my summer reading now..because I suck and didnt find out what the book was till today :-/  A lesson before dying- Ernest J Gaines.. Anybody read it??</content>
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    <title>I do it for the drugs</title>
    <published>2003-09-02T00:50:53Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-21T09:23:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm screwed..I start school tomorrow and I completely dont understand what's going on..or what classes im taking because I havent set up my schedule yet..bleh. I'm such an over achiever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm also in another one of those moods where I just want to dissapear. Everythings going downhill..I just feel so unwanted lately..like I dont matter I'm just here..taking up space.probably because its true..but whatever fuck it I dont care anymore..I say that too much..</content>
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    <title>I need somebody who's smart, ambitious and not addicted to meth..</title>
    <published>2003-08-26T19:06:14Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-26T19:06:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">oh! I'm at Crystals and everybody's at school..that's sad. I was supposed to leave on monday to go to my grandmas in Mt. Vernon but I talked my mom into letting me stay longer because we were having so much fun. Anyway..here's an overview of my weekend..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friday-showed up at sams house-went to staufs-kelly showed up so went to vics- went  to hounddogs-went to vics again-picked up some random hippie people and played elevator tag- kelly dropped me and sam off at robins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saturday-spent the night at sams with crystal, sam and Erica &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sunday-hung out with crystal and sam - KT, Jesse, and dani came over to sams then we met up with crystals little bro (I'm gunna marry him man) then we called Jamie had him pick us up so we could get some weed-spent the night at Sams again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monday- Sam and I went by my old school village acadamy and I was completely blazed so it was really fuckin scary and it sucked because i couldnt really see anybody because they made me leave due to "you need a visitor pass" what the fuck..but anyway after that Crystal, Sam, and I went to KTs and that was fun and yeahness..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah that's pretty much it..&lt;br /&gt;meow?</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-21T16:34:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-21T20:35:15Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-22T00:44:41Z</updated>
    <lj:music>raekwon-ice cream</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th style="background-color: #cc9999"&gt;My LiveJournal Sitcom&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;pretend_crack!&lt;/b&gt; (&lt;i&gt;ABC, 2:30&lt;/i&gt;): &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pretend_crack/"&gt;pretend_crack&lt;/a&gt; (Anna Paquin) tries to seduce &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jci345/"&gt;jci345&lt;/a&gt; (Jon Lovitz) at a party. That night, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/undecisiveone/"&gt;undecisiveone&lt;/a&gt; (Parker Posey) finds a yearbook in &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/testarossa/"&gt;testarossa&lt;/a&gt; (Sarah Michelle Gellar)'s sock drawer. The week after, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/xxbathoryxx/"&gt;xxbathoryxx&lt;/a&gt; (Jack Lemmon) buys &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/vixenxstar/"&gt;vixenxstar&lt;/a&gt; (Seth Green) a terrapin. Nearby, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/oldskoolgeeker/"&gt;oldskoolgeeker&lt;/a&gt; (Kevin Spacey) cleans &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/bloodsoakedash/"&gt;bloodsoakedash&lt;/a&gt; (Martin Sheen)'s apartment and ruins the DVD player. That same day, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rationallove/"&gt;rationallove&lt;/a&gt; (Eric McCormack) buys &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/babicharmz/"&gt;babicharmz&lt;/a&gt; (Debbe Dunning)'s old cookie. Craziness ensues.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/"&gt;What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?&lt;/a&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"&gt;rfreebern&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oo!! I seduce Josh..muaahaha. Watch out josh..I'm commin for ya! *winks*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and another one..because I'm bored..hehe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th style="background-color: #cc9999"&gt;My LiveJournal Sitcom&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Taking Care Of doctor&lt;/b&gt; (&lt;i&gt;ABC, 2:30&lt;/i&gt;): &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pretend_crack/"&gt;pretend_crack&lt;/a&gt; (Anna Paquin) gets &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/hi_k_bye/"&gt;hi_k_bye&lt;/a&gt; (Ed Asner) drunk. Afterwards, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/g3k/"&gt;g3k&lt;/a&gt; (Rupert Everett) falls off &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/blind_ivy420/"&gt;blind_ivy420&lt;/a&gt; (Gilbert Gottfried)'s porch and gets hurt. In the next town over, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/em0tionalstains/"&gt;em0tionalstains&lt;/a&gt; (John Wayne) causes problems at work when a file from &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/never_really_me/"&gt;never_really_me&lt;/a&gt; (Billy Zane) has a virus. Also, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/xdysfuncti0nx/"&gt;xdysfuncti0nx&lt;/a&gt; (River Phoenix) paints &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/gimmeindierock/"&gt;gimmeindierock&lt;/a&gt; (Pauly Shore)'s baby photo orange. Nearby, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/joysndahood/"&gt;joysndahood&lt;/a&gt; (Michael Jordan) wipes &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/what_the_fuck/"&gt;what_the_fuck&lt;/a&gt; (Minnie Pearl)'s laptop. Wacky results follow.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/"&gt;What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?&lt;/a&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"&gt;rfreebern&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-13T09:48:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-13T13:50:38Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-13T13:50:38Z</updated>
    <lj:music>50 cent-many men</lj:music>
    <content type="html">My aunt emailed me pictures of the twins today :-) They finally let them go home and they are doing fine now. Anyway..here's the link to the pics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pak02.pictures.aol.com/NASApp/ygp/GuestLogin?event=DirectView&amp;amp;shareInfo=aeVRhXusOtIm56%2bM6sNvvXvICl9rIUmJte8XgM5p5Cy%2fjFCnkV3ciA%3d%3d&amp;amp;pageName=AlbumViewFromEmails"&gt;Twins!!&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:39964</id>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-12T23:27:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-13T03:31:19Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:21:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>twinkle twinnklee litttleee starrr</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Tonight was fun. Hung out with L Rosie and Jen for awhile went to the movies then hung out at wawa and it was crazy how many people were there..it was like a party for real. Met this kid Brian and he gave me his number so we're gunna chill sometime. Its fun knowing all these people that are 21 ;-) Anyway, He was outside dancin infront of the store. I swear he can dance like whoa..but anyway  this old guy pulled up and was like u got a spotlight now then said sumthin like fuckin wanksta..it was soo funny..o god..Then L was riding around on a bike doing all this crazy drunk shit and randomly to brian was like "ill throw u in the fuckin bush" I just started laughing..the expression on his face was so adorable I guess you just had to be there or somethin...fun times.. Tomorrow I'm gunna meet Tina at the Gallery in Philly and we're gunna hang out for a little bit. I'm lookin forward to it I haven't seen her since school let out and she's such a sweetheart. Im still deciding whether or not I want to go back to Ohio next week. I just need to get away from a lot of shit for my own sanity. I don't know. Im still confused about a lot of shit..especially John. I don't know..I should just put it aside and get on with my life but for some reason I find myself still hopin he'll call.. damn..I think too much :-/</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pretend_crack:39768</id>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-11T12:11:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-11T16:14:13Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:17:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>crooked i- so damn hood</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I like Kari's Journal..a lot. And I'm queer. Shhh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;img [...] cant&amp;quot;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;I like Kari&amp;#39;s Journal..a lot. And I&amp;#39;m queer. Shhh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;http://images.quizilla.com/C/craCKerjaCKer/1050433345_entificant.GIF&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; alt=&amp;quot;&amp;quot;if i cant&amp;quot;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;if i cant&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://quizilla.com/users/craCKerjaCKer/quizzes/which%205o%20cent%20SONG%20are%20you%3F/&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;-1&amp;quot;&amp;gt;which 5o cent SONG are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt; &amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;-3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;brought to you by &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://quizilla.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Quizilla&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;lj-cut text=&amp;quot;..just a little survey...&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER ONE: &lt;br /&gt;Name: Jessica&lt;br /&gt;Birth date: September 20, 1986&lt;br /&gt;Birthplace: Columbus Oh&lt;br /&gt;Current Location: Philly&lt;br /&gt;Eye Color: bloo&lt;br /&gt;Hair Color: brownish blonde&lt;br /&gt;Height: 5&amp;#39;1&lt;br /&gt;Righty or Lefty: bothy&lt;br /&gt;Zodiac Sign: virgo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TWO: &lt;br /&gt;Your heritage: German&lt;br /&gt;The shoes you wore today: I just woke up man&lt;br /&gt;Your weakness: love&lt;br /&gt;Your fears: spending life a lone&lt;br /&gt;Your perfect pizza: I don&amp;#39;t like much on my pizza..just cheese.&lt;br /&gt;Goal you&amp;#39;d like to achieve: I dont know man..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER THREE: &lt;br /&gt;Your most overused phrase on AIM: oo!&lt;br /&gt;Your thoughts first waking up: Goddamn, not another hangover.&lt;br /&gt;Your best physical feature: hmmm..my ass and tits??&lt;br /&gt;Your bedtime: sleep?! only when I&amp;#39;m fucked up and pass out.&lt;br /&gt;Your most missed memory: ..John...even tho he&amp;#39;s an ass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FOUR: &lt;br /&gt;Pepsi or Coke: coke&lt;br /&gt;McDonald&amp;#39;s or Burger King: mcdonalds&lt;br /&gt;Single or group dates: single&lt;br /&gt;Adidas or Nike: doom&lt;br /&gt;Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate and vanilla&lt;br /&gt;Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FIVE: &lt;br /&gt;Smoke: yes&lt;br /&gt;Cuss: too much.&lt;br /&gt;Sing: Unfortunately for other people&lt;br /&gt;Take a shower everyday: yes &lt;br /&gt;Have a crush(es): ugh John...&lt;br /&gt;Do you think you&amp;#39;ve been in love: yes&lt;br /&gt;Want to go to college: No but it&amp;#39;s something you have to do..blahblahblah..Unless I marry a rich guy. &lt;br /&gt;Like(d) high school: It&amp;#39;s alright.&lt;br /&gt;Want to get married: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;Believe in yourself: Sometimes..&lt;br /&gt;Get motion sickness: No&lt;br /&gt;Think you&amp;#39;re attractive: I&amp;#39;m aight&lt;br /&gt;Think you&amp;#39;re a health freak: Hell no..whoever said weed can&amp;#39;t solve all of lifes problems was disturbed.&lt;br /&gt;Get along with your parent(s): Most of the time. &lt;br /&gt;Like thunderstorms: yes&lt;br /&gt;Play an instrument: I played the Oboe..Then I play little bit of Guitar &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SIX: &lt;br /&gt;In the past month... &lt;br /&gt;Drank alcohol: yes&lt;br /&gt;Smoked: yes&lt;br /&gt;Done a drug: yes&lt;br /&gt;Had Sex: yes&lt;br /&gt;Made Out: yes&lt;br /&gt;Gone on a date: yes&lt;br /&gt;Gone to a mall?: nope&lt;br /&gt;Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope&lt;br /&gt;Eaten sushi: yes. yumm&lt;br /&gt;Been on stage: no&lt;br /&gt;Been dumped: :-( yes.. *cries*&lt;br /&gt;Gone skating: nope&lt;br /&gt;Made homemade cookies: Nope..I got those chewy chocolate chip ones from the store though :-)&lt;br /&gt;Gone skinny dipping: Nope&lt;br /&gt;Dyed your hair: No&lt;br /&gt;Stolen anything: No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SEVEN: &lt;br /&gt;Ever... &lt;br /&gt;Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes&lt;br /&gt;If so, was it mixed company: yes&lt;br /&gt;Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes&lt;br /&gt;Been caught &amp;quot;doing something&amp;quot;: By other friends yes..by parents..no&lt;br /&gt;Been called a tease: No&lt;br /&gt;Gotten beaten up: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;Shoplifted: yes ; /&lt;br /&gt;Changed who you were to fit in: Nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER EIGHT: &lt;br /&gt;Age you hope to be married: Uh..??&lt;br /&gt;Numbers and Names of Children: Uh.2. a boy and a girl. Haven&amp;#39;t thought of names..something original though.&lt;br /&gt;Describe your Dream Wedding: I am SOO going to get married in St. John. &lt;br /&gt;How do you want to die: I don&amp;#39;t know....quickly?&lt;br /&gt;What do you want to be when you grow up: porn star? syke..uh. I&amp;#39;ve been leaning towards fashion design lately.but who knows. Im 16 I&amp;#39;m sure I&amp;#39;ll be one of those people that keeps changing their major because they don&amp;#39;t know what they want out of life..go me go me&lt;br /&gt;What country would you most like to visit: Go back to Germany and see all my relatives that I&amp;#39;ve either never met or only met a couple times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER NINE: &lt;br /&gt;In a guy.. &lt;br /&gt;Best eye color? blue&lt;br /&gt;Best hair color? blonde or brown..I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;Short or long hair: doesn&amp;#39;t matter..as long as he&amp;#39;s not like bald.&lt;br /&gt;height: tall&lt;br /&gt;Best weight: Somewhere between medium and skinny&lt;br /&gt;Best articles of clothing: when they arent wearing any. HA HA o..&lt;br /&gt;Best first date location: out to dinner then a movie..or something random and exciting..that&amp;#39;s always fun. &lt;br /&gt;Best body shape: Not too many muscles..but not too skinny..&lt;br /&gt;Muscles?: Look above.&lt;br /&gt;What turns you off?: fake or cocky attitudes.&lt;br /&gt;What turns you on?: sense of humor&lt;br /&gt;Looks or personality?: personality&lt;br /&gt;Lip shape?: ??&lt;br /&gt;Smart or stupid?: smart&lt;br /&gt;Nerd or jock?: Now now now..Lets not lable people..&lt;br /&gt;Dream girl/guy: Daniel Johns..and 50 is hot. so is Nelly. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TEN: &lt;br /&gt;Number of drugs took illegally: I don&amp;#39;t remember&lt;br /&gt;Number of people I could trust with my life: 0&lt;br /&gt;Number of CDs that I own: A LOT&lt;br /&gt;Number of piercings: 4&lt;br /&gt;Number of tattoos: I don&amp;#39;t have any yet..But I want to get something really small on my ankle or my lower stomach or back&lt;br /&gt;Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: not many&lt;br /&gt;Number of scars on my body: Too many&lt;br /&gt;Number of things in my past that I regret: A lot of things..but life goes on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah. That took awhile. Time to go eat breakfast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;/lj-cut&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-10T21:07:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-11T01:18:25Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:32:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>flogging molly-If I ever leave this world alive</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=starlitelily&amp;amp;meme=1060637704" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;This is how a fucking gangsta rolls.. by starlitelily&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;gangsta name&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="gangsta name" value="Jezzka" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;gangsta job&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;stand there and look cool &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;your fucking problem&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;crack addict &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;# of times you ran from the cops&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;100 &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;your saying&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;you better check yourself &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="starlitelily"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1060637704"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/anonymousbosch/1036376767_salithium2.jpg" border="0" alt="You are &amp;#39;Lithium&amp;#39;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Lithium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/anonymousbosch/quizzes/What%20Nirvana%20song%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What Nirvana song are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, L's been calling me non stop all day. I took a nap and when I woke up I had 10 missed calls so I was like wtf maybe John tried calling..but he didn't and they were all from L. So I called him back and he's like I know you are still in love with that white boy but I really just want to hang out with you. Just being around you makes me happy so I'm not asking for anything in return just go out to dinner and a movie with me tomorrow night. So I was like ok..because I need to get my mind off John anyway. So we are going to do something tomorrow. I Don't know..I'm so confused about pretty much everything that's going on in my life right now..Maybe I do feel something for him but I'm too afraid to admit it. Psh..My brain hurts.</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-08-10T04:16:00</title>
    <published>2003-08-10T08:24:00Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:24:12Z</updated>
    <lj:music>2pac-baby dont cry</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well, my heart is pretty much broken into a million pieces and it hurts beyond belief..I knew we'd break up eventually..I mean, break ups happen..but I just didn't expect it to happen like this..about something so stupid and now he doesn't want anything to do with me and if I try to call his cell phone he said he'll just turn off his phone..so I haven't tried..I don't want to just let him go like that..but I have to. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got drunk with my mom the other night lol. wow, I dont remember what all  I did but I remember crying...and crying some more..and I'm still crying..nothing seems to help..Fuck</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-07-29T02:18:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-29T06:22:21Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-25T03:39:23Z</updated>
    <lj:music>freak nasty-da dip</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I put my hand upon your hip when I dip you dip we dip..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I uninstalled Kazaa because I didn't feel like getting sued..but then I realized I couldn't go on without downloading music so I downloaded Limewire..It's pretty sweet..me likey..and I just downloaded that song..because I'm cool like that ;-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I set up my room today..finally..and now have my own bed...Tomorrow the electrician is going to come and make an outlet near my airconditioner so that it will work..and I wont have to walk around naked anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want some alkeyhall.</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-07-28T14:52:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-28T18:58:31Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-28T18:58:31Z</updated>
    <lj:music>bone thugs n harmony-ecstasy</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I just got off the phone talking to Kelsey and other people at KT's house..they are fun to talk to. Me and Kelsey are going to have lots of secks..just me and her. uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wow, I'm bored..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I downloaded the new AIM today and dead AIM doesn't work on it..because you have to pay for it now..which is gay..*kills dead AIM*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crack?&lt;br /&gt;sorry, nothing too interesting to talk about..&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to try to get ahold of Rosie today..Maybe she'll actually answer her phone and I can get out of this goddamn house..</content>
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    <title>pretend_crack @ 2003-07-28T01:17:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-28T05:22:57Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-28T05:22:57Z</updated>
    <lj:music>lil jon n the eastside boys- i dont give a fuck</lj:music>
    <content type="html">This weekend was fun..got to see John and rode go carts at Magic Mountain and made fun of this guy with finess..Now I'm bored and back at home..damn it feels good to be a gangsta'</content>
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